January 15, 2006

Grandma Duck is Dead

a Play in One Act by Larry Shue

Grandma_duck_is_dead Dramatists Play Service, Inc.

It's an early June evening in 1968 and Woody's preparing to graduate, just one final report to type.  With him this night in his room, on the second floor of Morley Hall, is his friend Badge.  As Woody attempts to type, Badge stares out the window.  He can see the Burger Chef across the street and comments on the guys he observes walking in and out.  Badge doesn't end there...he's got a strong opinion concerning the girls that work at Burger Chef too.  Will Woody finish his report or will Badge's Burger Chef talk cost him his diploma?  (You'll know by the end of the first act.)

October 30, 2005

Breakfast of Champions

by Kurt Vonnegut

Breakfast  ISBN 0-385-33420-6

A Burger Chef franchisee is on the brink of insanity!  Only one person can help him, a science-fiction writer named Kilgore Trout.

What separates this novel from all others is that it doubles as a Burger Chef coloring book!

Mvc013l Stay within the lines! Mmm...this will make one hell of a Super Shef!

Vonnegut's artful detail leaves one to wonder whether he chose Burger Chef because it was created in Indianapolis, like himself, or by coincidence.

Update from The Mailbag:

"My choice of Burger Chef was random...." -- Kurt Vonnegut

October 16, 2005

Turning Bones

by Lee Martin

Turningbones   ISBN 0-8032-3231-4

Unlike most memoirs that tell only the intimate tales of the author, Lee Martin extends his story, through historical fiction, to include generations of family preceding him.  Having traced his family through plats, deed records, and wills in the vaults of countless Midwestern courthouses, Martin imagines what their lives must have been like between census recordings.  He recreates scenarios in which his grandfathers and grandmothers met, young sweethearts whose fathers' own neighboring farms.  Despite how artfully Martin crafts these stories of courtship, none match that of his own:  A young man in the mid-1970s placing an order at Burger Chef comes up a penny short.  The girl at the register selflessly pulls one from her apron and assures him it's alright. 

Update from the Mailbag:

"Thanks so much for putting my book, Turning Bones, on your web site. And what a great site it is. Deb and I took a trip down memory lane last night as we navigated the various links.....I'm glad you liked the book; you might enjoy my new novel, The Bright Forever, set in a small Indiana town in 1972. No Burger Chefs, I'm afraid, but a courthouse square with a restaurant called the Coach Light and a tavern called the Top Hat Inn.

A quick update on the Burger Chef where Deb and I met. It became a Hardees and then went through various independent owners, the last calling it The Main Street Grille. It burned down a couple of years ago, and now I jokingly tell Deb that when the place you first met is no longer there, the marriage is null and void!"  --Lee

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October 13, 2005

Moving Parts

by Steve Katz

Mvc002l_1  ISBN: 0-914590-32-4

Steve Katz wrote a short story entitled Parcel of Wrists in which the Protagonist wakes up one morning to find a large box of human wrists, sent by mail from Irondale, Tennessee.  At breakfast he decides to take a trip to the package's origin.

Katz decides, in the spring of 1976, to retrace the steps of his fictitious character's odyssey.  His cross-country Greyhound bus makes a stop in Washington, D.C.  No time to check out the historical sites, but plenty of time to eat at the nearby Burger Chef where bicentennial promotions are in full swing.  As he feasts on a Supershef, salad, fries and coffee he contemplates Burger Chef's place and significance in American history!

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September 18, 2005

The Funeral of the Man Who Wasn't Dead Yet

by Julia Thacker

Agni  Published at Boston University in AGNI literary magazine, Volume 51, Copyright 2000, ISSN 0191-3352.

An eleven year-old girl must adjust to life with her new, short-tempered step-father.  But how bad can he be?  Afterall, the very first day he moves in with his new family he takes all the kids to Burger Chef!

The complete text of this story is available on the AGNI website, where you can also order a hard copy of this back issue.

September 10, 2005

Poems by Don Winter

Don Winter was a night manager at Burger Chef in Niles, Michigan.  His store has since been torn down and replaced by a Rite-Way Drug.  The store may be gone, but Winter continues to draw inspiration for his poetry from those years behind the counter.  His writing received acceptances from nearly 400 journals, including New York Quarterly, Southern Poetry Review and 5 AM.  Today, Winter is an Assistant Editor of Alaska Quarterly Review and co-editor of Fight These Bastards.

Mr. Winter has kindly granted me permission to share some of his poetry here at The Reliquary. He says that while the third poem, Raw, may not be "clearly B.C. inspired," it in fact takes place in a Burger Chef parking lot.

Cleaning Up At The Hamtramck Burger Chef

Nights at this place
boss lines spray bottles up
across the counter. He says the red’s
for shelves, the blue’s for toilets,
and the white’s only for
stainless steel. His eyebrows frown, but when
that bastard disappears into his office
I spray what I want
onto what I want.
Some nights his wife lifts
her ass onto the counter. She points
out turnover skins I missed.
Looks like she’s been slept in
for years. Those nights I time
his trip to the bank to chase
her with the white bottle.
And I catch her and squeeze
the little Chef faces stitched
over her breasts. Some nights,
that is. But most nights the boss
looks right through me. His wife mechanically
cleans the salad bar, and yells
at the bits of mustard and dressing.
As if they are to blame
for all this. Most nights I turn up
the radio and sing my own words.
Something about being in this business to stay
alive. Something like that.

The Grill Cook’s Dream

Since she came to Burger Chef

Vera is all he thinks about

She calls back

“Two double cheese, hold the onions”

and he slides down

that voice onto a sofa

where they sit frenching, blowing

in each other’s ears.

She makes change

and he makes it under

her sweater, her nipples lilac

in the space heater’s flames.

“You fucked up, or what?” boss yells

one night when he’s already boosted

the radio in his head

to “10,” Vera’s throat wild with words:

“yeah baby, oh baby, yeah,”

her butt wriggling,

her skinny legs jittering

like electric rubber bands.

“I’m fine,” he swears,

sweeping buns into a dustpan

and secretly believing

he and Vera have the whole night ahead

Raw

Playing hooky again,

we carry eggs over french fries

& broken glass frozen on the pavement.

We count three & fire:

one falls short,

three smack the fat chef’s face

on the roof.

                  Back in the truck

Mark turns doughnuts, I hang out

the window, hit a guy

wearing a football uniform,

splatter the handicap sign.

We feel tough

                      as older brothers

learning to say fuck you to authority.

The manager pounds out

after us, punching air

& screaming, but he snaps back

when my egg hits his chest.

Mark fishtails the street.

“One fuck of an arm,

fuck of an arm,”

he spits, turns up the unhinged

music. Pretty soon, someone will kick

our asses for doing shit like this.

I stick my head out

the window again, raw night

air rushing into

my eyes and mouth.

Thingsabout_1   Earlier this year, Winter published his first collection of poetry entitled Things About to Disappear.  It includes the poem Dressing Burgers at Wanda's Grill...yet another poem inspired by his nights working for The Chef.  To order your copy of Things About to Disappear send U.S.$4.00 to MuscleHead Press Chapbooks, Division of Bone World Publishing, 3700 Country Route 24, Russell, New York 13684.  Proceeds from Things About to Disappear will be used to support Winter's son, Dylan.

August 19, 2005

Hornito (My Lie Life)

by Mike Albo

Hornito  ISBN 0-68-817436-1

Mike Albo is so gay, he can't even write his biography straight.  His account of growing up queer in the 1970s is therefor fictionalized.  Albo transports the reader back in time through numerous pop-culture references, often with his own unique perspective.  (His memories of Steve Austin, The Six Million Dollar Man, are particularly endearing.)  But it's ultimately a ten-year-old Albo's behind-the-scenes tour of a Burger Chef kitchen that makes this book a heart-warming and timeless classic.  The reader is left to wonder whether there is any truth to his account or if it was pure fantasy.

Update from the Mailbag:

"I can't believe you found that reference! ....Thank you for including me on your site...We had a Burger Chef in Springfield...and I just remember the façade...it attached itself to my kiddie memory...I remember it being very cartoony which was of course so seductive to me....

I have a new novel out as well...its called The Underminer...its about an evil, super successful best friend who makes you feel totally suicidal about yourself...where Hornito was about the 70s and 80s, this novel is more about the 90’s...the chaotic ride from recession to dot com boom, bust, and our bizarre new world of terrorism, overpriced coffee bars and bloated real estate value....

All the best to you!"
--Mike Albo

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Mockingbird

by Walter Tevis

Mockingbird  ISBN 0-385-14933-6

"Because of its affirmation of such persistent human values as curiosity, courage, and compassion, along with its undeniable narrative power, Mockingbird will become one of those books that coming generations will periodically rediscover with wonder and delight."--The Washington Post

In the distant future, Burger Chef serves algaeburgers.  Humans have forgotten how to read and spend their days in a narcotic stupor escaping the challenges of daily life.  For many, drugs aren't enough and suicide is a common, and often public, occurrence.  At the Burger Chef on Fifth Avenue in New York, Professor Bentley witnesses the self-immolation of three older women sitting in a booth.  Haunted by what he's seen, Bentley records his thoughts to share with Spofforth, a brooding robot and Dean of Faculties at New York University.

You can hear an interview with Walter Tevis where he discusses the circumstances surrounding the writing of Mockingbird at Wired for Books.  The interview was recorded shortly before his death in 1984.

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