Keep firearms, sharp objects and small pets away from me please. I'm heated.
As I've mentioned several times, we're in the middle of an unexpected move. The lease on my new place started yesterday and the lease on the old place is up on the 31st. So today is one hell of a time to be told that the owners on my old place have changed their mind and don't intend to sell!!
Property Manager: "I know this is an awkward subject, but the husband wanted to sell and the wife had him change his mind, so if it's not too late, they'd like to extend their lease with you."
Me: "Aww shit."
I never cuss when I'm doing business. But I'm bound by my new lease and now have to move into the house across the street that's 1,000 square feet smaller than the one I'm currently in; I just paid several thousand dollars unexpectedly and NOW they tell me I didn't have to move after all!!!
I'm livid.

>I'm livid.
No Shit! I need a gallon of KY jelly for my posterior.
(I never cuss when I blog.)
Posted by: Mrs. T | January 02, 2008 at 09:57 PM
Dude, that suuuuuuuuucksssssss!!!!
Posted by: S. Reed | January 03, 2008 at 11:15 AM
Hmmm. There could be a nice court date you could set to reclaim expenses. Hmmmm, Mr. "Taking the Bar Exam"?
Posted by: Mr Chow Wow | January 03, 2008 at 05:41 PM
Well, that is a fine how-do-you-do.
Posted by: J. Go | January 04, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Well...that sucks for them! May that place stay vacant. Move across the street and become the neighbors that no one wants to move in next to. Build a totem pole of road kill or something. Burn "down with whitey" in the old house's lawn. Every time someone comes to look at the place just happen to be in the front yard and say stuff like, "I's too bad what happen to the old neighbors...I just hope they catch their murderer...that's three renters in a row." May all of his children have three heads and may he get a better understanding of the forclosure process.
Posted by: evil little brother | January 06, 2008 at 02:16 AM